Taking thing too literally...

Not till he does me first

Makes sense...

The Marriage Equation.

Pick the the youngest age you would want to get married.

Subtract that from the oldenst age you would consider getting married and multiply that number by 0.368.

Then you add that number to the youngest age and that will give you your ideal age to settle down.

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King of the Hill YTP Collab - FUNNY!!!

Stoner brethren and absurdest humor afficianado's, let me introduce you to the world of YouTube Poops. Enjoy!!!

Stoner comic of the day

lmfao

FAIL

Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test." However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying quite simply, "FAIL."

All you Mac Enthusiast's....

Apple users are noobs. Apple users believe that they are better than you are, but what they don't know is that Macs were originally (and are still today) made purely for watching gay porn. People who subscribe to Apple's corporate philosophy often espouse the notion that Apple products are somehow inherently more liberal than other things built out of metal and silicon. While this is true for the special case of Ann Coulter, Apple users are in all other cases simply the delusional but willing victims of trendy advertising, which makes expensive computers made by communists appear to be a counter-culture political statement.


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